"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

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what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

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it will rain.